Santa Bastard HHH Hare Line

Tall Man Draggin' Hash
SBH3 Hash Number: Sixty-three
Date: Tuesday, September 14, 6:15 PM
Hares: Dragon Dick and Tall Man Standing
Location: To Be Announced
Cost 5.00

Notes: You missed a great trail if you were not at the last hash these Bastards put on for us. You don't want to let it happen again, do you?

Show Your Moon Tutu Hash
SBH3 Hash Number: Sixty-four
Date: Wednesday, September 22, 6:15 PM
Hares: Lick Her & Failure to Launch
Location: Isla Vista area
Cost 5.00

Notes: Last years autumnal equinox tutu hash was Lick Her's virgin hare. He is marking the occasion by bringing along another virgin hare, Failure to Launch, for this year's romp. September 22nd is also the one year anniversary of the Santa Bastard H3 bringing Tutu Hashing to Santa Barbara

Wait, there's more. This is like three hashes in one. These Bastard Hares will be helping us celebrate the autumnal equinox, the first day of fall. They are leading the quest under the light of a full moon. Since it is the 22nd or the month, we get to wear our traditional Bastard attire for the day - our TUTUS!

And there was much rejoicing!

Wait. There's more, much more but there are some things that hashers cannot reveal over the internets. You will have to be there to find out what that is…

Photos from last years' IV Tutu Hash

Don't have a tu-tu yet? Support your fellow Bastard Hasher, SoCoHo by getting yours at World of Magic. Yeah, a hasher runs that place so get out and shop for your hash costumes. If you are going to be hashing with the Bastards, an investment in a tutu is a very worthwhile expense. Every time we hash on the 22nd of the month, it will be a tutu hash. And you thought you were through being a kid. Welcome to hashing.

Instructions for How to Make a Tutu You can also make your own if you cannot find a tutu long enough to conceal your package, a common harrier problem.

Ask a Stupid Question Hash
SBH3 Hash Number: Sixty-five
Date: Tuesday, September 28, 6:15 PM
Hares: Rub Her DInghy and Virgin Hare
Location: Summerland Shiiggy
Cost 5.00

Notes:
Origin of Ask a Stupid Question Day: The roots of this special day go back to the 1980's. At the time, there was a movement by teachers to try to get kids to ask more questions in the classroom. Kids sometimes hold back, fearing their question is stupid, and asking it will result in ridicule.Teachers created this day on September 28, If it fell on a weekend, they would celebrate it on the last day of the month.