Santa Bastard HHH Hare Line
Seven Oh Seven Hash
SBH3 Hash Number: Forty-four
Date: Tuesday, March 16, 2010, 6:15 PM
Hares: Senate Whore & Cums on Sight
Location: End of South San Marcos Rd., Goleta, CA
Cost 5.00
Notes:
Seven Oh Seven.
1907 Hours.
7:07 PM.
Say hey can you see? That’s the sun! This is the first Santa Bastard Hash of 2010 that we will be starting before the sun goes down. Come out and see all the people you’ve been sharing beer and cooties with over this wet winter.
The hares of the Bastard Hashes have had this winter have done a phenomenal job of setting trails in the dark and the rain. The pack has been equally remarkable in pursuit. There are many hashers that will not hash in the dark or the rain. The Bastards just kept on going, craving more, saying, “Thank you sir, may I have another?” It’s been an excellent winter.
Those dark run starts are behind us for now. Senate Whore and Cums on Sight have concocted just the trail to take advantage of the 7:07 sunset. See the flat trail free of hills. Find the checks. Dodge the poison oak. Get the beverages. This is going to be easy and as always – FUN! And no hills are in the area of run start. So bring that virgin that you have been trying to make come.
Actually this truly is the perfect hash to bring a virgin. Promise them a sunset on trail. Promise them free beer. Promise them a thousand laughs. Make them come and they will get all that and more from a Santa Bastard Hash.
Directions : From Ventura or San Luis Obispo - Take 101 towards Santa Barbara and exit at Turnpike Rd (Exit 103). At the light, turn away from the mountains. Cross over Hollister and keep going. The road will bear right and become Ukiah, which dead ends in a block. Turn left onto Zink, which becomes Rhodes and follow this road down and around to San Marcos Road. Park at the end of San Marcos and LFH.
Vernal Equinox Hash
SBH3 Hash Number: Forty-five
Date: Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:00 AM
Hares: Rub Her Dinghy and Cums on Sight
Location: Greenwell Preserve, Summerland CA
Cost 5.00
Notes: Whoo-hoooo!!! It's the first day of spring and a full day of hashing!
The Santa Bastard H3 runs every other Tuesday and on the first day of the seasons, i.e. solstices and equinoxes. On March 20, 2010, at precisely 10:32 AM PDT, the Sun will cross directly over the Earth's equator. This moment is known as the vernal equinox in the Northern Hemisphere. Also at precisely 10:32 AM, there will be Hashers in Summerland doing what they do best, running for beer. For this mostly shiggy trail, you will need everything in your run bag, such as warm clothes, dry shoes, and a headlight. You may need Technu if you tend to weave on trail.
Kick off the season and a full day of hashing with a Bastard Hash at 10:00. Then we'll move on to the HSoB hash that afternoon at 3:00. The H3SoB hash will be starting in the area of Santa Barbara City College. This is going to be a beautiful way to spend a day in Santa Barbara.
Directions: From San Luis Obispo - Take 101 South to the Evans Ave/Lookout Park - exit 91. Turn towards mountains then take a right onto the frontage road, Lillie Avenue. After about a half mile, you will see Greenwell Avenue. Take a left and drive about 0.4 miles to the shed looking structure and parking lot. Look for Hashers. Go to them, they call you.
From Ventura - Take 101 North to Summerland Exit - Exit 90. Take a left onto Via Real and go about a quarter mile to Greenwell Avenue. Turn right onto Greenwell Ave. Drive about 0.4 miles to the shed looking structure and parking lot on the left side of the road. Look for Hashers. Go to them, they call you.
Hymen Lipman Hash
SBH3 Hash Number: Forty-six
Date: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 6:15 PM
Hares: Hairy Clam Diver & Silent Bob
Location: To Be Announced
Cost 5.00
Notes: On March 30, 1858 Hymen Lipman patented a pencil and eraser. With a name like that, he deserves to be recognized by the Bastards. What were his parents thinking?